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Do you ever wonder if Tales From the Crypt didn’t have enough penises? Do you like your undead unclothed? Do you wish that Count Dracula sucked more than your blood? Than fear no further horny horror fans, because The Whore of Horror has got your sex-craved ass covered.
Whorrorcomix.com has got to be on of the most intriguing horror merchandising sites on the web, offering a number of tantalizing tales for sale with titles like Dr. Jekyll: Gynecologist and The WhoreHouse of Horror. Your first issue of “Sperm-Chilling Tales of the Super-Snatch-Ural” is free, but the others come for the “cheap, slutty price” of only $4. That’s a small price to pay for those brave enough to “have it all.”
Believe it or not, silly as these comics are, their based on an actual Ukrainian hooker known as Baba Alla, whose appearance ranges somewhere between Divine from Pink Flamingos and the old naked lady from The Witch. It is as absolutely revolting as you’d imagine.
But seriously, overweight European prostitutes and sex puns aside, Whorrorcomix is exceptionally witty if not a little crass. As somewhat of a nasty individual in the bedroom myself (I’ll save you from those particular details) this type of stuff is right up my alley. No, not THAT alley you bunch of perverts. When you get the time though, go poke your head into Whorrorcomix and take a look around; just make sure you pull out before its to late.
Jeff is the Head Writer for The Blood Shed and eats, drinks, and bleeds horror. You can shoot him story ideas, help produce your film with his company Head On A Stick Productions, or generally harass him at headoasp@gmail.com
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