Valentines Days is a holiday that pretty much stands for everything I hate in the world. Love is fine and doing things for your better half is just dandy, but the overly sappy, sugar coated, goopy nonsense that permeates February 14th is just awful. A lot of fellow horror aficionados must agree with me, because the internet is filled with all kinds of gory, nasty, and often hilarious Valentines Day cards. Here are ten of my favorites.
7. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
6. Silence of the Lambs
5. Haute Tension
2. American Horror Story: Murder House
1. Silence of the Lambs (Again)
Well guys, hope I managed to get you a laugh on this most awful of holidays. Go spend some time with your loved ones. Or go do..uhhh… something else, I don’t judge. And as always, keep checking back to The Blood Shed for all the quality horror news you can muster.
Jeff is a writer for The Blood Shed, and eats, drinks, and bleeds horror. You can follow him on Instagram @thatjeffreyguy
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